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October 25, 2005 at 5:14 pm #8254
I think he has with snipping his tongue tendon! I am so proud there are more crazies to keep me company.
Now I am doing the spyrelx and staring into the mirror at work like a fucking retard.
“LITERACY…..not a city in Europe!”
October 27, 2005 at 12:06 pm #8255I’m finally getting the recognition I deserve!
I pondered calling up the Gothic Dungeon to get a bid, but decided to play it safe and do the deed myself 1/16th inch at a time. Probably take a year before I can lick the inside of my nose. More importantly, I’m finally getting into stillness meditation that you’ve been pushing for awhile. Energy practice and pranayama is only half the equation.
-Yoda
October 27, 2005 at 1:22 pm #8257Yes, I am very impressed by your actions. I am trying to research more about this topic. Licking the pineal gland! Wow…
October 27, 2005 at 1:55 pm #8259I googled kechari to no avail. Keep me posted if you find anything and let me know if you decide to try it. I thought you might like it.
October 27, 2005 at 2:12 pm #8261I will probably try it in a week or so.
October 28, 2005 at 12:02 pm #8263Awesome Max! I was just told about the textual reference at “hatha yoga pradipika chapter 3” scroll to kechari mudra. According to the text, it’s only 6 months of effort at one cut per week. That seems overly optimistic, at least at the moderate pace that I’m planning at going. My cut has been six days ago and it feels completely healed. The text alludes to using a blade, but I’m all for a cuticle snipper/nail cutter type thing.
October 28, 2005 at 12:04 pm #8265October 28, 2005 at 12:15 pm #8267When it’s done you won’t choke on your tongue in your sleep will you?
October 28, 2005 at 3:47 pm #8269I’ll try not, but if I do I won’t be able to warn Max! Maybe Mrs Yoda would be kind enough to get online to tell everyone, but don’t count on it.
October 28, 2005 at 11:42 pm #8271We will be fine. One clipping a week and tongue ‘milking’ every day and you can probably reach the 2nd stage in a month or two.
October 29, 2005 at 2:20 am #8273I will keep you posted if I discover anything new.
October 30, 2005 at 1:40 pm #8275Yoda,
I’ll put updates or any information I’ve found on my page I’ve created.
Kechari MudraOctober 30, 2005 at 2:47 pm #8277Best of luck to both you and Max. Ever thought of havibg a trepanation as well?
October 30, 2005 at 3:54 pm #8279Where is Magic Alex when you need him?
October 30, 2005 at 5:34 pm #8281I have considered tripany but not seriously to the point of actually doing it.
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