[TheSupremeGoat]

…And here I was… walking on the mountain trail, never minding anything, not bothering anyone. Suddenly, I felt a presence not far behind. I rested behind a big boulder to look…

He belonged to one of them “human” creatures that walk on two legs and make funny sounds with their mouth. Only this one was a bit different from the ones I used to see- much bigger, with a sickly whitish tint of his skin.

And so, I stopped looking and continued my journey, as I wasn’t interested in investing any of my precious time on strange, somewhat abnormal creatures. The human creature followed me with the grace of a constipated rabbit, and no matter how high I climbed up the mountain; he was right behind me, starring at my buttocks. “It might be one of those perverted ones that are attracted to our kind,” I thought to myself, remembering a conversation I had with another goat that escaped from the farm. “And if they do it to you against the cliff, you have no choice but push back,” the wise goats’ words stayed still in my head. “I got to be careful this time”.

I run away. The weak human could keep up and I could see the disappointment on his strange ugly face right before I lost him from my view. I have never seen him again since. There are some rumors I heard from foxes that non of the animals were interested in playing with them, except for a few reptilian spirits pretending to be of celestial kind. There were also a few squirrels complaining they were missing 3 specially made coneturds. But then, it all is just a rumor….

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