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Has Yoda entered the lunatic zone?

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Home › Forum Online Discussion › General › Has Yoda entered the lunatic zone?

  • This topic has 20 replies, 6 voices, and was last updated 19 years, 10 months ago by Max.
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  • October 25, 2005 at 5:14 pm #8254

    Sheepy

    I think he has with snipping his tongue tendon! I am so proud there are more crazies to keep me company.

    Now I am doing the spyrelx and staring into the mirror at work like a fucking retard.

    “LITERACY…..not a city in Europe!”

    October 27, 2005 at 12:06 pm #8255

    Yoda

    I’m finally getting the recognition I deserve!

    I pondered calling up the Gothic Dungeon to get a bid, but decided to play it safe and do the deed myself 1/16th inch at a time. Probably take a year before I can lick the inside of my nose. More importantly, I’m finally getting into stillness meditation that you’ve been pushing for awhile. Energy practice and pranayama is only half the equation.

    -Yoda

    October 27, 2005 at 1:22 pm #8257

    Sheepy

    Yes, I am very impressed by your actions. I am trying to research more about this topic. Licking the pineal gland! Wow…

    October 27, 2005 at 1:55 pm #8259

    Yoda

    I googled kechari to no avail. Keep me posted if you find anything and let me know if you decide to try it. I thought you might like it.

    October 27, 2005 at 2:12 pm #8261

    Max

    I will probably try it in a week or so.

    October 28, 2005 at 12:02 pm #8263

    Yoda

    Awesome Max! I was just told about the textual reference at “hatha yoga pradipika chapter 3” scroll to kechari mudra. According to the text, it’s only 6 months of effort at one cut per week. That seems overly optimistic, at least at the moderate pace that I’m planning at going. My cut has been six days ago and it feels completely healed. The text alludes to using a blade, but I’m all for a cuticle snipper/nail cutter type thing.

    October 28, 2005 at 12:04 pm #8265

    Yoda

    Here it is:

    http://www.geocities.com/kriyadc/hatha_yoga_pradipika_chapter3.html

    October 28, 2005 at 12:15 pm #8267

    Hoo Ha

    When it’s done you won’t choke on your tongue in your sleep will you?

    October 28, 2005 at 3:47 pm #8269

    Yoda

    I’ll try not, but if I do I won’t be able to warn Max! Maybe Mrs Yoda would be kind enough to get online to tell everyone, but don’t count on it.

    October 28, 2005 at 11:42 pm #8271

    Max

    We will be fine. One clipping a week and tongue ‘milking’ every day and you can probably reach the 2nd stage in a month or two.

    October 29, 2005 at 2:20 am #8273

    Max

    I will keep you posted if I discover anything new.

    October 30, 2005 at 1:40 pm #8275

    Max

    Yoda,
    I’ll put updates or any information I’ve found on my page I’ve created.

    Kechari Mudra

    October 30, 2005 at 2:47 pm #8277

    Hoo Ha

    Best of luck to both you and Max. Ever thought of havibg a trepanation as well?

    October 30, 2005 at 3:54 pm #8279

    Rocket

    Where is Magic Alex when you need him?

    October 30, 2005 at 5:34 pm #8281

    Yoda

    I have considered tripany but not seriously to the point of actually doing it.

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