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Warning about eBay purchases, be careful of what you buy on eBay this holiday season! If you buy stuff on-line, check out the seller carefully.
A family member just spent $295 on a penis enlarger. The bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions were “Do not use in direct sunlight”.
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LOL.
And by “family member” does this mean you? 😉
If so, my condolences . . .
And, my condolences 😉
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In any case, thanks for the joke . . . S
“Why not accept, love, and smile to your penis?”
“Why can’t you accept how big it could be?”
*Note to self: buy telescope for family member with magnifying glass.
Aramaic Bible in Plain English
Disgrace is before ruin and pride of spirit before misfortune.GOD’S WORD® Translation
Pride precedes a disaster, and an arrogant attitude precedes a fall.Jubilee Bible 2000
Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.King James 2000 Bible
Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.
Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance. – Sun Tzu
Boomerang by Sainkho Namtchylak
Boomerang by Sainkho Namtchylak
Boomerang by Sainkho Namtchylak
Note: If you are pleased with your penis, perhaps this article will amuse…
Average Penis: The Numbers Game
One of my first posts talked about the ‘average’ penis…[A] metric for comparison. After I did a little research for my ‘Grower not a Shower’ comparison, I decided to take the same LifeStyle Condom data and create this handy chart.
Length: penis length in inches
Percentile: The percentile rank of a score is the percentage of scores in its frequency distribution that are the same or lower than it.
Frequency: The average occurrence.
Bigger than you / Smaller than you: In a group of 100 people, how many are bigger/smaller than you.Conclusion
I can’t convince you to be happy with your dick if you’re not, and I can’t tell you to not want to be different than you are. What I can tell you is that you might be sweating some minor details for no good reason. If you have a 5″ penis and you feel completely undersized, you need to consider that you’re only 1/2″-3/4″ away from having an average dick, and in a room of 100 guys, there are 7 guys with a dick 1/4″ bigger than yours, and 13 guys with dicks 1/2″ bigger than yours – so not every guy is WAY bigger than you, they’re just slightly bigger.
That being said, thanks to penis exercises I’ve increased my penis length beyond the 6 inch ceiling, which has been a huge psychological boost. I know it’s silly, it’s obsessive and frankly useless, but the difference in 1/4″-1/2″ has really changed my outlook on things. Knowing that now, I am simply saying if you can’t change the way you are, realistically consider how you actually measure up, and truthfully consider if its worth the anxiety if gives you.
I don’t always find his humor amusing, but I have an underworld of my own, too:
“Hate Mail about my comic strip sent to The Arizona Republic. My strip no longer runs in The Arizona Republic They finally published a strip of mine that offended too many Arizona Republicans.”
– Kaz
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